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    September 07

    一个狗和猫笑话

     
    我讲过这个,世界上最悲惨的事,于是编一个笑话
     
    从前有一个小女孩,她吃不完的饭就顺便包好拿去喂一只小狗,那只小狗想,“她这么关心我,照顾我,喂我吃的,她一定是上帝吧”。于是这只小狗为了不辜负小女孩的饭,努力生活,认真锻炼,过了几年,终于成了一只高大威猛的狗。狗想,我终于可以见她了,告诉她这么多年,我这么努力,都是为了她的一顿饭。狗就跑去见女孩。女孩已经出落成一个大姑娘了,她看到这么大一只狗朝她跑来,吓得赶紧跑掉了。有一次,女孩又把吃不完的饭喂给一只小猫,她觉得这只小猫很可爱,于是她每天都把剩饭拿给他吃,甚至有时候饭不够吃,她也要省一点出来喂这只小猫,这只小猫想,“她这么关心我,照顾我,喂我吃的,我一定是上帝吧”。
     
    世界上最悲惨的事,一个是自己把别人微小的恩惠当成大恩大德,一个是别人把自己费尽心思的好当成理所当然。归根结底,就是别人的反应不能像自己预期的一样。

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    好讽刺不是么
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